Came home today to find two small pieces of paper on my stovetop which read:
YOU WERE SERVICED BY
AMERICAN PEST MGMT.
TODAY.
Took me second to figure out what that noise was about. I called about an ant problem last Wednesday, guess they finally got around to it! Heh.
Do you plagarize your “about me” assignments at the beginning of the semester? Are you an executive at a monolithic software company in charge “researching” new features for your operating system? Need an original idea? These guys can help.