• Classic Kemp


    Cherie: Can I have one?
    Kemp: Sure, every one you take increases my life by a year.
    (If you didn’t know, those are sweet potato butterfly fries.. so good)

  • Apple juice


    Note to self: do not drink apple juice and forget about the glass.

  • Lease renewal nonsense

    I just got the yearly lease renewal notice in my door. Not only are they going to raise my monthly rent by $39 without any (stated) reason, but there’s also a note, a couple paragraphs later, that says: “the above rates do not include additional fees, such as pet, storage, parking, etc…”. Sorry, what? Parking? Parking has always been free. So I’ve left them a message about that. Hopefully it’s a bit of extra stuff from the form letters of the company that just acquired the property.. we’ll see.
    Time to research apartments again.